Monthly Archives: February 2014

PICK ME UP

 

Just thought I’d document some of the weird pick up lines I’ve heard since moving here.

“hellll yeahh girlll..exercise”

“bounce dat”

“I see a pretty young lady like yourself walking and im fixing to give me a ride”

“come on pretty baby”

“that ass is right”

Three of those were this week and other are just off the top of my head.

Anyway lately I’ve been drinking a lot of wine and today I finally manned up and did some high intensity exercise, I’m ready for visitors COME AND GET ME MARDI GRAS!!!! *cant contain excitement* GOOOOOOOO

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